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moosetardis:

harryll0yds:

my favourite part of this is

a lot of people think that a guy’s foot size is directly related to his dick’s size

so by all accounts, Kristoff was asking how well-endowed Hans was

All men subconsciously compare themselves to other men they hear about so he was also subtly hinting he’s got a big ding dong

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(Source: 2000ish)

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(Source: beeishappy)

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taggedrne:

when ur mom forgets she gave u money already and gives u more

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esteljune:

Playing video games while someone else’s watching

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heyfunniest:

Who wore it better?

heyfunniest:

Who wore it better?

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(Source: avocadoandtomato)

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vanjalen:

basedpidgeot:

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image

at what point does a joke die because i think we’ve beaten this horse into the ground with an aluminum bat

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